Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Drinks
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny drinks.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Drink
Toilet Water
A delectable yellow liquid with a tangy, spicy, taste, sometimes with chunks of wrinkled chocolate.
June 3, 2024
Drink
Alcohol Maked from Poo
Yummy.
November 21, 2023
Drink
The McPoopy Stinky Alcohol Drinky
This drink will blow your butt!
October 12, 2023
Drink
Poop in a Blender
First poop, then mix it in a blender, then share it with your friends and barf out poop. It’s disgusting.
January 10, 2023
Drink
Peeza Jooze
With doge pee and doge pizza poop.
September 19, 2022
Drink
Mountain Poo
The newest drink from the Mountain Dew lineup, Mountain Poo! Delicate flavor of poo, with an occasional hint of turd.
August 29, 2022
Drink
Pee Poo
A yellow-brown slush with chunks of not chocolate.
April 21, 2022
Drink
Toilet Drink
First, poop into the glass. Next, pee into the glass. Then fart as many times as you can into the glass. Pour toilet water or pee again in the glass and you are done! Be ready to take a sip and throw up all over!
May 18, 2020
Drink
Booger Drink
First sneeze into the glass as decoration. Next blow your nose into a tissue and put it into the glass. Then pick your nose and put all of the boogers in the glass. Pour water into the glass and then you're done. Now enjoy the drink, then be ready to throw up!
May 17, 2020
Drink
My Pee
Yeah. that was not apple juice… sorry.
October 30, 2019
Drink
Hot Sauce
Tastes good coming in. Hurts coming out. R.I.P toilet.
November 22, 2018
Drink
The Poop Smell
It smells like poop. Don't you want to taste it?
July 31, 2018
Drink
That Yellow, Clear Stuff That Comes out of Your Butt
No, it's not apple juice.
July 1, 2018
Drink
Pee Soda
February 6, 2018
Drink
Ramen Noodle Broth
I like drinking it through a straw, noodles and all! I'm crazy!
August 18, 2017
Drink
Chocolate Chicken Milk
I dared my friend to put chicken into chocolate milk and I've been dead to him ever since.
June 16, 2017
Drink
Beans & Cheese
Extreme flatulence.
April 2, 2017
Drink
Bum Rum
Really? No wonder it's so bubbly. It should come with warning that says, “May taste like buttcheeks.”
March 25, 2017
Drink
Animal Urine
I find this funny because nobody drinks this drink.
November 26, 2015
